Master! That's my food.
Be my guest! I'm only happy my food meets with your taste!
Now P-chan, say "ahh."
China! That's right, China! You can go to China!
Anything Goes Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race
Win the race, and you go to China!
How wonderful!
Bring your courage!
And join the Miracle Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race!
We'll see you there!
China, huh?
Anything-Goes Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race
Why's everybody else here!?
Why not? I might want to eat some real Peking duck!
That's right. As would I.
"I wanna look up some old friends."
I thought I'd pay a call on some lovely ladies who live for me.
Yeah, sure.
Nihao, Ranma!
S-Shampoo!
Shampoo go where Ranma go!
Where Shampoo goes, I go as well.
Mousse, you--
Kuno! Kodachi's here, too!
Bonjour!
Ranma Saotome, I shall never lose to you!
You've no hope of beating him, Brother-dear.
- What was that? - Whatever could it have been?
Ryoga! You made it here!
You made it on time!
I left the minute I saw it on TV--
You're really into this competition.
What did you expect!?
I'm going to Jusenkyo, find the right spring. . .
and take the curse off my body!
That was MY idea.
Everyone. . .
let's start the Miracle Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race!
Do you wanna go to China!?
I wanna!
I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
He really IS into this competition.
Let's get this started!
Yeah!
First you'll enter the giant sorting wheel.
Choose the door you like, and we'll see who gets to the exit!
What this?
This too easy!
S-Shampoo!
W-Wait up, Shampoo. I'm coming too!
What is this!?
Genma! Soun! Let's run straight through!
Yes, Sir!
"Hyaa!"
"Whoa!"
What happened to Soun?
"Perforated!"
Twitch, twitch.
Worm! You have no right to call yourself my disciple!
Now. . .
there's no need to hurry.
Not goin' nowhere!
Disqualified!
Finally I have Ranma-darling alone in a dark room!
Akane Tendo, you've finally gotten me alone in a dark room.
I cannot let your effort go to waste!
You shall now fly into my arms!
Curse you, Ranma Saotome!
You impose on the love between Akane Tendo and myself!
What are you dreamin'!?
Akane Tendo!!
You shall not insert yourself in my tryst with Ranma-darling!
"Tryst"?
Akane. . .
if you're frightened, I have two loving arms to hold you with!
I WISH I could say that!
Ladies and gentlemen, you've chosen the most difficult course!
We can't guarantee your safety! Not with all these hungry dinosaurs!
Those with the courage to go on, swim to the beach!
I, Tatewaki Kuno, will never flinch from danger!
Nor will his sister!
Me, too!
Quit that!
See you! Gotta go! Good luck! You'll need it!
What'd they come for, anyway?
Is it not the pigtailed girl!?
I admire your persistence in pursuing me!
The only outcome must be to date both you and Akane Tendo.
Fool.
Ranma-darling? Ranma-darling, where can you be!?
You have hidden my Ranma-darling somewhere!
- Deliver him! - C'mon--
Hold! How dare you menace my pigtailed girl!?
Sister or no, I cannot allow it!
And you think you can win!?
I shall!
Akane!
Breaking Point!
- Thank you, Ryoga! - Sure!
Not bad, pig-boy!
Hot water!
Have at you, Twisted Sister!
En garde, Brother-dear!
What's that!?
Ranma-darling, you've come back to me!
Ranma Saotome, what have you done with the pigtailed girl!?
Big Brother or not, I won't let you lay a finger on him!
Didn't I just leave this scene?
What does he think he's doing? Let's go, Ryoga.
O-Okay!
- Jeez! - Hold, Ranma Saotome!
Hand over the pigtailed girl!
Ranma-darling, save yourself. I'll take care of him!
Yeah. Thanks!
Yield!
I shall not!
Two more disqualified!
Where's the exit!?
Ryoga, something's wrong! I think we've been running in circles!
I haven't noticed anything.
See ya!
Ranma! You're gonna leave me behind?
I thought you were with Ryoga today.
Akane, forget a cold-hearted cretin like him!
Ranma!
Don't get me wrong.
You better thank me for findin' the exit for you!
Who needs your help!?
Ranma, you dummy!
Just how long does this go on!?
- A dead-end? - Oh, no!
So now what, Ryoga?
W-We go back.
Going back disqualifies you!
What!?
If we can't go on and can't go back, where do we go!?
The rest of my life as a pig--
You wanna surrender? We'll lead you right outta there.
Can you live like this, Ryoga Hibiki!? No, you can't!
You HAVE to go to China!
Yes, you must get the ticket to China and get rid of your curse!
Or you'll be a pig for eternity! Not on your life!
This situation can't be borne!
R-Ryoga?
Akane--
A-Akane. . .j-just follow me!
Oww--
Good job, contestant! You're past the first round!
All right!
Shampoo!
Shampoo?
Ranma!?
- Shampoo never leave you! - C-C'mon, leggo!
Ranma, take your hands off my Shampoo!
Who you calling Shampoo!?
Who's Ranma!?
If it isn't Ryoga and Akane.
Ryoga, you can't just break through the walls like that!
Who says I can't!?
He can! He can!
You got spirit, kids! You all qualify!
Now for Round 2!
How are they doing?
Akane, Ranma, Mousse, Ryoga and Shampoo all passed Round 1 .
Oh dear, I forgot to remind Father of something important.
I wanted him to bring home some sweet-bean buns.
Only 5 people made it through Round 1 !
What awaits our contestants now!? Start Round 2!!
I didn't scare ya, did I? The fun is just starting!
What're we supposed to do now!?
You must find a path to the goal through this impenetrable jungle!
No sweat.
But first, I want to introduce some people!
Is everybody happy!?
Yeah!
These are our runners-up!
So everyone pair up into teams of two!
Shampoo pair with Ranma!
That was my thought!
I can pair with Akane!
How did I wind up with a jerk like you!?
I was wonderin' the same thing!
Man, that was close, eh Ryoga?
Ryoga--
You got hit with that little splash?
Are you two all right? Ranma! Ryoga!
Where's Ryoga?
P-chan? Why's P-chan here?
Look! What's that!?
I knew I'd have a good use for this!
What's that for, Ranma!? There was nothing there!
Where's P-chan?
Where's who?
I thought I saw P-chan! Right?
Maybe he was. Maybe he wasn't--
Dad, pay attention! I know he was here!
Quit with your little jokes, Akane. See you later!
Wait up!
Don't thank me. I can sympathize with a poor slob like you.
Don't do me favors!
Ingrate! Let's go!
Why Ranma go without me?
- I'm entering another world! - Go to other world!
What're you doing!?
Bye-bye, Mousse!
Goal
What happened to Mousse?
Shampoo not know!
Congratulations! We have 8 people and 1 animal left.
Let's uncuff you--
Wait, 8 people and 1 animal makes 9.
But wasn't everybody in pairs? Oh, who cares?
And now for Round 3!
Round 3 is in this grand canyon!
Find an opponent and fight your way down to the goal!
If your balloon is broken, you're disqualified!
Let's go!
Too bad, you're going to lose to me!
Not at all, Gramps. I wanna go to China, so I came prepared!
Looky here!
Fool! I fell for that once, but can you fool me again?
How sweet!
Don't give me that!
Bye-bye!
Now to change back into a guy and cross the goal line!
Prepare for my special Overhand Strike of Death!
Tatewaki Kuno in misery!
We needn't fight, right, Saotome? We have no grudges to bear.
"We're pals, ain't we?"
What!?
No joining forces! You're both disqualified!
lf one attacks, one will be free to move.
I shouldn't move first!
The first to move is the loser. They can make the first move.
I no lose here! But which one move first!?
You're supposed to FIGHT down the hill! You're all disqualified!
Now, the final round!
The only ones to make it to the deciding battle are. . .
these two!
Who'll win the ticket to China!?
I'm going to China!
I'll go to Jusenkyo, get my curse removed, and then Akane will--
Ryoga's REALLY into this competition.
Shall we proceed?
While battling your opponent, race to that far-off goal!
A sand drift!
- Breaking Point! - Stop that!
W-What is that thing!?
Some monster from hell!
Ryoga, you use Breaking Point, and I'll use the Chestnut fist!
We'll hit the sand and bury that thing!
Chestnuts Roastin' on an Open Fire!
Rapid Fire Breaking Point!
Truce over, Ranma!
Gotta go!
That ticket to China is mine!
All right--
Ryoga, you little--
Congratulations, Ryoga! The ticket to China is yours!
Where's the airport!?
Hey, Ryoga!
- What're you doing here? - A-Akane--
Weren't you goin' to China? I know, you got los--
Shut up!